My email address is mail [at] matt-groves [dot] co [dot] uk
If you send me an email starting “Dear mail” you #fail.
If you send me an email with the subject “we can help you matt-groves”, you #fail.
If you send me a mail claiming to have a ridiculously large sum of money for me, you #fail (this one really doesn't compute with me, why not claim to have a realistic figure)
Please try harder!
My anti-spam software needs a fresh challenge ;)